From Palin's little chat with Charlie, it seems she's ready and willing to hop in a helicopter and shoot down some Russkies with her machine gun, or whatever it is she uses. Sure, on a clear day, you can see Russia from Alaska. But what about Canada?!
I mean, it's right there. How can you ignore it? It's HUGE! And it must have something we want, besides healthcare for everyone. Maple syrup! That's it. When I'm elected President, I will invade Canada and build a pipeline so that all Americans have REAL maple syrup. Not that flavored corn syrup crap. What's your stand on maple syrup, McCain? Huh?
My guess is Big John would rather invade Russia than Canada, for the cachet. Personally, if I'm going to be a POW, I'd rather be in Canada. Most of them speak English, which will come in handy when I need to go to the "little monkey's room" or want a caffeine free diet coke. I also have friends in Canada. They're nice people. I don't know anybody in Russia, so am not qualified to comment on their friendliness.
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