Palin finally speaks!

Not that I've listened to any of it. Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. And what's with that updo?

But, hey, let's be fair. Why shouldn't she believe that Iraq was responsible for the 9/11 attacks? After all, Bush and Cheney have been saying that for the last seven years. Like all good Repubs, she's in lock-step with the Bush administration, so she's blindly following their lead.

And isn't meeting foreign leaders totally overrated? Besides, I've seen photos of her with other governors. Alaska, not being part of the contiguous US, is practically a foreign country.

And so what if everything that came out of her mouth sounded like she memorized a few talking points? She's a mom! How can we expect her to fuss over little things like facts when she has a baby to feed?

But don't mention her family because that's sexist. She can use them as political pawns all she wants, but don't you dare do it, too.