Friday, September 12, 2008

I'm taking a stand

This whole Republican-righteous-indignation over Obama's "pig with lipstick" comment is just silly. Hey, I'm originally from Iowa, so I know from pigs. And believe me, a little lipstick wouldn't hurt. Maybe some Chanel No. 5 while you're at it.

So my campaign is taking a position that, if farm animals want to wear make-up, let them. Think of the jobs it will create - all those Avon ladies going farm-to-farm, cosmetic companies rushing to create new shades of blush that will accent the cheekbones of chickens, etc.

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