I'm sure you're wondering where my running mate, Tonya Harding, has been hiding herself. I can't tell you where she is (not sure I know myself), but I can tell you that she has been working very hard to be ready for the VP debate on October 2.
She's a huge fan of Where in the World is Carmen San Diego? and Dora the Explorer. Between watching DVDs of those shows and her extensive world travelling (unlike another VP candidate I won't name for fear of being labelled sexist), I think she'll ace any geography questions that come up.
I'm a little worried about the swimsuit competition, though. Not just because Tonya isn't as svelte as she used to be. No, I'm more disturbed at the thought of Joe Biden in a Speedo. That's a Google search I don't want to do.
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