Busted!

Tsk. Sarah Palin has been caught using her office for a personal vendetta. Of course, she denies it and claims the report vindicates her. It's a big report and no doubt uses lots of words and few pictures, so she probably hasn't read it. Besides, she has to read every newspapers first. Even so, the findings aren't damning enough to end her political career, so we shouldn't rest yet.

My sister made an interesting observation about Todd and Sarah's relationship. My sister has worked with abused women, so has some experience in this area. She thinks the level of Todd's involvement in Sarah's position as governor is, in her technical term, kinda creepy. She also thinks Sarah has mental issues, and I'm inclined to agree. The woman is a freakin' nutbar.

Tonya completely understands how Sarah feels. She knows what it's like when your husband takes a grudge to an extreme. Once the campaign is over, she thinks she'll take Sarah out for a beer.

Well, McCain finally chastised some supporters for their nasty comments about Obama. And was booed. He can't feel good about what's happening. I'm convinced that the only way he can win is to quit. That's right. Quit. During the next debate, in the middle of an attack about Ayers, he should stop, sigh, and say something like:

"My friends, I can't do this anymore. I'm embarrassed and ashamed of the way my campaign has riled up our supporters to the point of threatening violence. I'm ashamed of my part in that and Governor Palin's part in that. There is no place in our great country for such divisive tactics.

"And it was irresponsible of me to select Governor Palin as my running mate. She is horrifically unqualified for the position. We all have a right to be concerned about my age and my health and the possibility of her becoming President. Senator Obama, you have run the campaign I had hoped to run. Even though there are three weeks before election day, I am conceding now. Congratulations, Senator."

And if he doesn't do it, I will. That seems like a brilliant strategy, and it just might get me a few more votes.