"That one."

"No, the one next to it. With the chocolate icing. Yes, that's it. I'll take two."

Thus began my day at Dunkin' Donuts.

I have a confession to make: I fell asleep. I wanted to stay up for the debate, but they start too late for me. I know what you're thinking. 9:00 ET is too late? Yes. Yes it is. I'm not going to tell you what time I get up. Let's just say I need my beauty sleep and leave it at that.

The first thing I read this morning about the debate mentioned McCain's "That one" remark. I'd just like to go on record as stating that McCain didn't even acknowledge my presence. At least, I don't think he did. Again, I was napping.

But from what I've read, I probably wasn't the only one who dozed off before it was over. Which is not good news for McCain. I thought he was supposed to excel in the town hall format. Perhaps he was mystified by his wife's remarks that Obama has "waged the dirtiest campaign in American history." McCain's gotta be thinking: "Is Cindy using again? I thought I was running the dirtiest campaign."