Yesterday I joined the ranks of the unemployed. That's right, I was laid off from my day job. I am now a statistic - one of the many who will have filed for unemployment in October. Can I just say that this sucks? Big time?
I may need some of Palin's $150K wardrobe when I go job hunting. Anybody know what size she is?
To Obama: I guess I might have some more time to volunteer for your campaign. I hope you'll keep that in mind when you start hiring people for your new administration. No, I really don't have the political skills you'll likely be looking for. But I'm enthusiastic, hard-working and organized. I look forward to your call.
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I don't think you would suit Palin's taste in clothes.....can you handle moose blood?
Your not unemployed, your currently involved in a non-monetary investigation regarding federal politics.
And your doing one hell of a job!
As for going into politics, your pushy, smart with a questionable past - your perfect for office. Or taking care of the office for Obama!
You don't want Palin cooties! Every time she throws a puck, people get hurt or the team loses.
Can't the Socks party front you some money? Tax-free, natch.
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