- I meet the age requirement.
- I was born in the US and, therefore, am a US citizen.
- I already live in DC, so there won't be a big moving expense.
- I need the job.
That's a pretty solid resume, if you ask me. Let's not discuss the VP side of things. Nothing against Tonya, but I'm pretty healthy so completing my term shouldn't be an issue.
I don't know what kinds of last minute attacks my opponents could try. Obama seems pretty content to cruise along. McCain will no doubt try to question the resident status of my cats, both of which were adopted from the Texas chapter of Siamese Rescue. Palin will no doubt try to hunt them. Good thing they are strictly indoor kitties.
Hey, how about McCain's latest endorsement? Dick Cheney! What a coup!
Oh! Oh! Guess who I'm going to see tonight! BARACK OBAMA! He's going to be in Manassas, Virginia, so we're going! EEEeeeeek!
Don't forget: Obama-Jama tomorrow night when watching the returns on MSNBC!
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Healthy except for that pesky tendonitis in your arm. Haven't you been having Tonya sign all your documents?
Wait -- you haven't? Uh oh...
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