My friends, it's been a long couple of months, but the election is now over. I tried to call President-Elect Obama to extend my most sincere congratulations, but he's not listed.
I will now go back to my private life and begin my search for a new job. While I had hoped the voters would hand me one, I realize now that we must all put in the effort for ourselves. You rat bastards. You couldn't do this one little thing I asked of you. May you all rot in hell.
Ahem. Clearly, someone has hacked into my laptop and rewritten my concession speech.
2012 isn't that far away, even though Sarah Palin says it is, so I may be back. And when I do come back, you can be darn tootin' sure I'll be able to name the continents. Yes, I already know that Africa is one.
Tonya has been a fine running mate, but has told me she plans to return to her private life and has no interest in running for office again. So as 2012 draws near, I'll be considering new running mate possibilities. I may consider a fellow sock critter instead of a human, but there's plenty of time to assess the political viability of that.
Again, to my supporter(s), I thank you. Even though your donation check is still in the mail, I know you've given me your full support and did everything you could to get me elected.
Thank you, may Sock Monkey bless you and the United States of America. And Canada.
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- Just add me to the growing list of people who make sock critters and are outraged at the McCain-Palin campaign tactics.
3 comments:
Maybe now your blog will be about your search to be prez of a foreign country or a start-up company. Isn't there a country or an island somewhere you can rule?
Great speech - I am inspired to let someone else to the work.....
As for taking over a foreign country - there is always your plan to invade Canada.
It seems to me that her plan to invade Canada was thwarted by some woman with a broken down truck. I think she needs to start small: maybe a sandbar in the middle of some river.
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